all pleasure can be defined as fake. I have no bloody cork in my ass, and i don't know why you keep saying that i do! I don't act like an uptight snob, I swear like no tomorrow, and like seeing anime girls in revealing clothes! i am not bloody uptight!

Uptight: Tense; nervous. Financially pressed; destitute. Outraged; angry. Rigidly conventional, as in manners, opinions, and tastes: “She sees this headlong, headstrong, plunge into worldliness as a protracted process of shucking the shame of her uptight upbringing” (James Wolcott). In a state of mental or nervous tension. Characterized by nervous tension or suspense.

mmmmm....no, I don't think that's me at all. I'm definitely not conventional...

..the angry part is..

but everyone get's angry.

gets doesn't have an appostrophe..

my bad...

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